How I survive being a swim team mom

I have three kids, all nearly launched, into post high school lives. My days have led me through many challenges, new mom living with my mother in law, pediatric cancer parent, and most recently, swim mom. I say that loosely, although I've thrown myself into it with fervor. Probably too fervently, depending on which of my three kids you ask at any given moment. Like when I host a swim team dinner.  I go way overboard and cook up 8 lbs of White-out Spartan Pasta, 6 lbs of spinach lasagna, 4 gals. of victory punch, a super-size bowl of mud, candy dishes of pretzel m&m's and cow-tales on every coffee-table! In my next life as a swim team mom, I wanna come back and without regrets and with perfect aplomb,  simply send in a batch of home-made, melt in your mouth brownies!!